Modern Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern PDF - 'Not Today, Satan' Floral Wreath Mini Counted Digital Download

Modern Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern PDF - 'Not Today, Satan' Floral Wreath Mini Counted Digital Download

Add a little sass to your stitching with this Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern featuring the bold phrase "Not Today, Satan" surrounded by a charming floral wreath. Perfect for those who love a mix of humor and vintage-inspired design, this funny cross stitch pattern makes a great addition to any home decor or as a unique wall hanging for your craft room, office, or gallery wall.

This is a digital download PDF pattern, ready for instant download and stitching! Ideal for beginners and seasoned stitchers alike.

📌 Pattern Details:

Design Size: 144 × 143 stitches

Finished Size on 14-count Aida: 10.29" × 10.21" (26.14 cm × 25.94 cm)

Full-color chart and key included

PDF format for easy printing or viewing on your device

✅ Pattern Keeper tested for easy digital stitching

🎯 Perfect For:

Snarky gift ideas

Modern embroidery pattern lovers

DIY home decor and wall art

Crafters who adore botanical, vintage, or mini cross stitch aesthetics

💡 Suggested Uses & Themes:

Counted cross stitch art for cozy spaces

Hilarious funny cross stitch projects

Floral sewing pattern with attitude

Decorative bouquet and botanical design with a twist

✨ Whether you're stitching for yourself or a friend who loves bold humor, this cheeky cross stitch design will bring a smile (or smirk) to anyone’s face.

📥 Instant download – no physical item will be shipped.

🧵 Happy stitching – and remember, not today, Satan!