Zombie Funny Snarky Coffee Cross Stitch Pattern – ‘Decaf? I’d Rather Be Dead… Again’ – Halloween Decoration PDF

Zombie Funny Snarky Coffee Cross Stitch Pattern – ‘Decaf? I’d Rather Be Dead… Again’ – Halloween Decoration PDF

Looking for the perfect blend of spooky, snarky, and caffeinated? This Zombie Snarky Coffee Cross Stitch Pattern is brewed just for you! Featuring a hilarious undead take on the eternal coffee debate — “Decaf? I’d Rather Be Dead… Again” — this design is the ultimate statement piece for your Halloween decor or year-round snarky home vibes.

This downloadable PDF cross stitch pattern is packed with personality, perfect for fans of horror, humor, and handcrafts. Whether you're decorating for Halloween, stitching up a spooky gift, or just love a good caffeine-fueled laugh, this pattern is sure to keep your needle moving and your coffee strong.

PATTERN DETAILS:

✦ Finished Design Size: 178w x 270h stitches

✦ Total Stitches: 48,060

✦ Colors: 28 DMC solid colors (no blends)

✦ Stitches Used: Full cross stitch, backstitch

✦ PDF Includes: color chart, symbol chart, and DMC color list

SIZING ON DIFFERENT FABRICS:

14-ct Aida: 12.71" × 19.29" (32.28 cm × 49 cm)

16-ct Aida: 11.13" × 16.88" (28.27 cm × 42.88 cm)

18-ct Aida: 9.89" × 15" (25.12 cm × 38.1 cm)

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🎃 Perfect for:

Halloween decor

Funny Halloween gifts

Zombie lovers and horror fans

Snarky cross stitch fans

Counted cross stitch collectors

DIY Halloween crafts

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Make your stitching scary-good and give “death before decaf” a whole new meaning. Add this spooky-funny cross stitch pattern to your collection today!